5 Strokes Funny Tee

Introducing our "Take 5 Strokes Off Your Game" Golf T-Shirt! This shirt is for those who are tired of blaming their clubs, the weather, or that squirrel that distracts you right before your swing. With this stylish tee, you’ll not only look good on the course but also magically convince yourself that you're about to unleash your inner golfing guru!

Featuring a design that says, “I’m not a pro, but I play one in my head,” this shirt is perfect for the golfer who believes in the power of positive thinking—and maybe a little bit of wishful thinking, too. Made from a super-soft fabric that feels great whether you’re on the fairway or in the clubhouse explaining to your friends why that last putt didn’t go in.

Wear it during your next round, and you’ll instantly feel like a golf wizard. Just remember, this shirt won’t actually take strokes off your score—though it might take strokes off your friends’ patience when they see you “practicing” your swing on the putting green. Get ready to turn those double bogeys into stories for the ages, all while sporting the funniest shirt on the course! Grab yours today and let the laughter—and the golf balls—fly!
Crafted from soft and breathable materials, this unisex t-shirt is 100% cotton for solid colors, while heather colors and sports grey have a blend of polyester. The twill tape on the shoulders adds extra durability and the absence of side seams ensures a comfortable fit. The ribbed knit collar prevents any curling damage, making this shirt a long-lasting favorite.

Our t-shirt is designed for optimal comfort, making it a great choice for year-round wear. It's lightweight, at just 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), and the classic fit with a crew neckline makes it suitable for any occasion, from casual to semi-formal. We've also added a pearlized, tear-away label for an even more comfortable experience.

Not only does this shirt feel good to wear, it's also made ethically. Using high-quality, ethically grown and harvested US cotton, our shirt is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance. We're also proud to be a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The fabric blends vary, with heather colors being 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester, sport grey and antique colors being 90% cotton and 10% polyester, and graphite heather being 50% ring-spun cotton and 50% polyester.